Little girl pointing to city hall: That’s where we pick up daddy!
Mom: No, it’s across the street at the jail.

 On the light rail passing by city hall
Overheard by Not good.

Lovely TV News Anchor: My buns are falling apart.

WCCO-TV Newsroom
Overheard by A very curious blogger.

Woman on phone: You know what? I just wanna fight her. I wanna fight that bitch. Every time we fold clothes or something, she says ‘That’s not right’ like, to herself, but she means it towards me. What? Ok, bye. (hangs up phone)

Minneapolis, Bus to Uptown
Overheard by yeah… me too?

Renaissance garbed woman holding a frozen banana: They weren’t kidding! You could kill someone with one of these!

Shakopee, MN, Renaissance Festival
Overheard by who told you that?

Woman #1: Is that an indoor baseball stadium?
Woman #2: I don’t know, I think so.
Woman #1: I don’t think it’s completely indoors; I think that white part only goes over the seats or something.
Woman #2: No, it’s all covered. It’s an indoor baseball staduim!

Light rail, near the Metrodome before a Twins game
Overheard by It’s also a football stadium.

Man taking picture in front of a Paul Bunyan with his face in his crotch: Hey, take it, take it.
Republican man in a suit: Hey, you’re face is in his crotch. Oh, I guess that’s the point.

Vanity Fair Party @ the Walker

One 15 year-old blonde girl to her group of friends:  Yeah, it’s been my dream to, like, figure out a really cool word… like cactus!

Roseville,  A lutheran church parking lot
Overheard by WTF?