20-something bro #1: So, I was at this party place…
20-something bro #2, interrupting: Dude, fuck yeah!

Stinson ave., Rainbow foods parking lot
Overheard by rjc.

Elderly Lady: Can you tell me were an elevator is?
Co Worker: Right in the middle of that department store there.
Elderly Lady: What are you guys selling here? The internet?
Co Worker: No, we sell cell phones here. (holds up phone)
Elderly Lady: I dont know anything about that. Well, off to see the puppeteer!

Roseville, Rosedale
Overheard by I love puppet shows.

Really good looking female colleague: HMMMM… I Love Sausage! I really do!

Minneapolis, Work
Overheard by old and worn.

Woman wearing fanny pack: I never have any leftover mashed potatoes, because I know how to cook for one.

Shakopee, MN, Renaissance Festival
Overheard by is there gravy in the fanny pack?

Middle-aged woman, talking about her son: He’s reached the three potato age.

Eden Prairie, Office building
Overheard by That’s old?

Man to Starbucks Barista: I left my pants on the bus!
Barista: Oh, I would give you my pants but then I wouldn’t be wearing any.

Starbucks on U of M campus
Overheard by glad i wasn’t on that bus.