5 yr old Boy (during shot of the MOON): Oooh, look!  It’s the Earth!
Older Sister: Nooo. That’s the moon.
5 yr old Boy: Oh.  (under breath) That makes sense.

Minneapolis, Riverview Theatre-Hancock
Overheard by a child who weren’t left behind.

Very Large Gross woman: So, I’m gonna need a serious douching when I get home.
Her friend: It’s Tuesday.

MN State Fair
Overheard by Threw Up in His Mouth.

30-something chick with guy walking past 1st Avenue: I used to come here ALL the time… tragically enough.

Minneapolis, 7th Street and 1st Ave.
Overheard by saint ramer.