Guy, loudly to girlfriend: Show me your genitals.

Plymouth,  Wayzata High School Homecoming dance
Overheard by why parents are concerned about the new kind of dancing.

Random boy on the Quad: FUCK, Heroes was on tonight!!

St. Paul, Hamline University
Overheard by it’s that important, huh?

Mid 40’s woman #1: I just want something that vibrates.
Mid 40’s woman #1: Who doesn’t?

Saint Paul, Backstreet Grill
Overheard by I hope they meant a phone.