25-year old drunken man, on what qualities he likes best in women: I like it when their lips are small, and their asses are smaller!

Minneapolis, 26th and Blaisdell
Overheard by Local hipster.

College girl #1: Well, smoking is a natural laxative.
College girl #2: So, that’s why we lose weight when we do it.
College girl #1: Yeah, ’cause we smoke when we’re stressed instead of eat!
College girl #2: Yeah!  And I mean we’re all gonna die from something anyway sooo…
College girl #1: So, get rid of the cholesterol and obesity and bring on the lung cancer!
College girl #2 (yelling excitedly): Hell yeah!  Bring on the lung cancer! (the girls high five)

St Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by yeah…bring on the lung cancer…

Guy with chocolate bars: Are these really two for two dollars?
Wal-Mart Ca shier: All I know is, they’re a dollar each.

Osseo, Wal-Mart
Overheard by ellie.

Teenage Girl to friend: I don’t like watching rated R movies, remember?
Friend: Yeah, but rated R movies dont have to be scary. They can be sexy, too.
Teenage Girl: Yeah, I guess so. I didn’t think of that.

Minneapolis, College Campus
Overheard by Who knew rated R movies were sexy?

Little girl: I have to pee!
Mom: OK, honey, can you wait for a bit?
Little girl: Yeah. (pause) I’m going to pee in the sink!
Mom: No, don’t do that.
Little girl: *giggles*

Minneapolis, Target changing room
Overheard by JfA.

One female co-worker to the other femal co-worker: I’m trying to give her an orgasm.

901 Marquette Ave S., #2100
Overheard by I love you both, but….

Female student on the phone on the bus: Yeah, I have a little bit of a stomach ache. No mom, I don’t have to poop, I pooped this morning, thanks.

Minneapolis, On a bus near the U
Overheard by Take 2 Pepto And Call Me In The Morning.