Girl: All this professor does is talk, talk, talk. I wish she would just shut up. That’s all ALL of my professors do. Talk, talk, talk.

U of M lecture hall
Overheard by …what did you expect from college?

Teenage slob-boy: Dude, I totally have a boner right now! Dude, seriously, feel this!!

Blaine, Centennial High School
Overheard by god how I wish my locker was someplace else.

Overweight suburban woman, talking about her neighbor’s new landscaping: I look at those 21 steps and I’m like, I’m not walking up them!

Eagan, Cubeland
Overheard by fireyram.

Girl, pointing to a sandwich: Omigod! That’s like my childhood!

Plymouth, Wayzata High School

Biker (biking quickly through a red stoplight): DOWN WITH WHITEY!!!

Minneapolis, 31st  Ave S near the river
Overheard by Mr. Ross.

Bossy 13 year old to woman: You’re supposed to give up your seat for me, I’m a kid.