Order-announcer-gal: Will the guy in the banana suit come up? Your pizza is ready.

Bloomington, Davanni’s
Overheard by Everyone needs a banana suit.

Man at bar, buying a round of beers: I usually buy the designated driver a beer, but, you’re driving, so… I better not.

Chanhassen, Buffalo Wild Wings
Overheard by mango habanero.

25-year old Guy #1: Dude, I saw these super hot chicks on the U of M campus today.  Like, super ridiculously hot.
Guy #2: What were you doing on campus?
25-year old Guy #1: I don’t know, but they were hot.

Humphrey Terminal Station
Overheard by weak end.

College guy with two beers in hand, giving advice to a young friend: Drink as much as you can in high school, because once you get to college it’s called alcoholism.

Minneapolis, HCMC parking lot
Overheard by santos l. halper.

College-aged guy, bragging after beating a friend at a James Bond arcade game: Dude, I totally dominated Ken in some hardcore Bond action.
College-aged friend: You did what?!

Mall of America
Overheard by leather daddy.

Preppy woman in mid 30s: Oh, make sure to grab the dolphin safe tuna, last time you got the wrong kind and I think I found a chunk of dolphin in it.
Preppy man in mid 30s: Gross. Thanks.

Edina, Lunds
Overheard by save the dolphins.

Father to 3 year old son: Life is hard, suck it up.

Plymouth, Dance Studio
Overheard by i guess he’s got to learn sometime…

Guy in his late 20s to parents: Mom, Dad, I think I’m gay.  Barry Manilow bit me.

Minneapolis, French Meadow
Overheard by laurel.

Girl to friends, walking through produce section: I have never felt so threatened by produce in all my life.

Mankato, Hy-Vee
Overheard by laurel.

30-something woman with straggly hair (to employee): Hey, do you have those long jean skirts here? You know, the kind that polygamist’s wives wear.

Everyday People, Dinkytown
Overheard by a.lil.

Lady standing around by table of discount clothing, to guy browsing through sweatshirts: Yeah, Japanese-made condoms are really the most reliable.
Guy: Mmm-hmm.

Minneapolis, On the lawn in front of Coffman Union
Overheard by woefully uninformed.

Target employee walkie talkie: There are RAISINS in aisle 3 for whoever was looking for dried grapes.

Richfield, Target
Overheard by roger that.

Cute girl, about José Guillén: Send him to the Guillentine!
Tall boyfriend: Good one.

Metrodome - Twins-Royals game
Overheard by They were making fun of player’s names all afternoon.

Bus woman #1: For the record, I really like Scott, too.
Bus woman #2: Even though [inaudible]?
Bus woman #1: Yeah.  I know lots of friends who have married Republicans.  It’s okay.

Rt. 53 bus
Overheard by Kevin from Minneapolis.