College Roommate #1: Dude… I think I dress like Hanson.
Roommate #2: I can’t talk to you anymore!

Minneapolis, Room next to the kitchen
Overheard by Roomie #3.

College Girl to Friend: He would never do that, he’s, like, really Christian.

St Peter, Gustavus College
Overheard by: Not a Christian.

College Freshman Guy #1: Dude, what was that chick’s major you were talking to at the party?
College Freshman Guy #2: I don’t know, I think Journalism.
Group of College Freshman Guys: OOHH NOO!
College Freshman Guy #2: I know, they are the worst.

465U Bus In the PM
Overheard by A College Senior Chick Majoring in Journalism.