Woman getting off at Albert: You sure you can’t drop me off one block up?
Bus driver: I can’t be that sweet. I’ll give you a cavity.

St. Paul, Westbound 50
Overheard by The Nav.

Underclassman girl: Scrotum! Scrotum! Ahhhh!

Anoka High School Hallway
Overheard by what conversation lead to that?

Boss (after borrowing underling’s phone): Man, you have a greasy ass phone. You need to wash your hair or something.

Minneapolis, Lyon’s Pub
Overheard by Me and my BlackBerry.

Skinny, unshaven, big-haired hipster with a skateboard: My mom is supposed be booking my next gig for me next week; she’s kinda flakin’ on me.

Minneapolis, Computers at the downtown public library
Overheard by A snob at a nearby computer.

Coffee-house-goer walking out door: …you get too big for your britches and fuck yourself.

Minneapolis, Diamonds Coffee Shoppe
Overheard by aeh.

Drunk #1, enjoying a 12 pack of Natural Ice at 10 a.m: How many beers you drink of mine?
Drunk #2 (angry): See this beer right here?  That’s my only one cause I been sober for two weeks.

Saint Paul, 280 and University
Overheard by berrywise.

20-something selfish bitch to receptionist at the OB/GYN office: Can you call the nurse and ask her to bring different magazines in here? These are all parenting magazines and I’m not even pregnant.

Saint Paul, United Children’s Hospital
Overheard by I just want to slap her on the face.