It Might Get You Into The Bathroom

Middle aged drunk woman to tween in elevator PACKED full of people: So, what are you doing here?
Tween: We’re here for Faith on Fire, a national Christian youth convention.
Drunk woman to friend: Ohhhh Noelle! Aren’t you here for the Buddhist monk convention? (Asians in back grimace)
Tween: I appreciate your humor, lady.  (immediately gets off elevator)
Drunk woman:  So, do you think my Sam’s Club card will get us into the Penthouse Suite?

Minneapolis, Downtown ritzy hotel
Overheard by I’m drunk now, so this may be funnier to me.

10/10/2008 | tags: drunks, hotels, minneapolis

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