• He Might Need Two

    NWA Stewardess: Want anything to drink?
    Passenger: Uh, what do you have?
    NWA Stewardess: Beer, orange juice, water…
    Passenger: I’ll have a beer.
    NWA Stewardess: What kind?
    Passenger: (not having memorized drink menu) Uh, Heineken?
    NWA Stewardess: We don’t have Heineken.  Not on domestic flights.
    Passenger: (staring at her) Well, what kind do you have?
    NWA Stewardess: (rolling eyes) Budweiser, MGD, and Firebrick.
    Passenger: I guess I’ll have that last one.
    NWA Stewardess: I don’t remember what I said.
    Two passengers beside him: FIREBRICK.

    Somewhere over Minneapolis, Northwest Airlines flight to Idaho
    Overheard by sxoidmal.

    11/11/2008 | tags: ,

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