• It’s Easy To See How That Can Be Confusing

    Brunette #1: Do you guys want water?
    Brunette #2: Yes.
    Brunette #1: Barb, Barb, do you want water, Barb?
    Barb, interrupting her order: Yes!
    Brunette #2, to Barb in a hushed voice after Brunette #1 brings water to the table and leaves again: Oh my god! Was there water on the table when we got here?
    Barb, unsure: Maybe.
    Brunette #2, excitedly: I just drank it. I just drank strange table water. I’m going to get sick now, it tasted funny, it tasted like germs.
    Barb: Oh wait, you know, those are our waters.
    (pause)
    Brunette #2: Oh that’s right, I think it was just really cold then.

    Northeast Minneapolis, Wilde Roast
    Overheard by Chai Tea.

    11/24/2008 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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