I Still Have Some Cigars.

Maintenence guy #1: You know, I’ve had this ladder since birth.
Maintenence guy #2: What?
Maintenence guy #1: Since birth.
Maintenence guy #2: Since you were born?
Maintenence guy #1: Since it’s birth.
Maintenence guy #2: What?
Maintenence guy #1: Since I bought it. Brand new.
Maintenence guy #2: What are you talking about?
Maintenence guy #1: I bought this ladder brand new, right when it came out. Like it was just born.
Maintenence guy #2: Alright.


downtown St. Paul
Overheard by T.

random submission, originally posted 07-07-2006

One Issue Voter Is Disappointed

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Woman voting: I only got one eye! It doesn’t matter who I vote for, ’cause I’m still gonna have one eye!

Minneapolis, Northeast polling place
Overheard by what an overlooked group of voters.

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