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Your Mom Can Lay Out Your Nike Gear Tomorrow
Nerdy college guy, to friend: Dude, what brand of shirt am I wearing today? Is it Nike?
Friend, checks tag in back of shirt as they walk down the hall: No man, it’s Steve and Barry’s.
Nerdy college guy: Oh. Dangit!St. Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by a.lil.

