Teen Girl #1(singing): I Jizzed in my Pants!!
Teen Girl #2: Oh my god, people keep talking about that.
Teen Girl #3: Yeah, what does it mean?
Teen Girl #1: Well, it’s when a man ejaculates in his pantalones.
Teen Girl #3: Alone?!

Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by pants-alone-es.