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That Means He’s Not Finished
Guy (sitting down at a table with a group of girls he doesn’t know): Hey guys? Can I eat here? Thanks.
Girl #1 (trying to be nice): So, what’s your major?
Guy: English, but I’m thinking of changing to Spanish.
Girl #2: Oh. That’s sweet.
Guy: Or is it sour?
Girls: Uh…
Guy: Or what’s not bitter? Or salty? Or tangy?
Girl #2 whispers to girl #1: Seriously?
Guy: Or maybe spicy? Or bland? Yeah, I usually run out after eight taste buds.U of MN dining hall
Overheard by painful to listen to.
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