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You Might Be Shopping For A Chicken Farmer
Young Male Clerk: Did you find everything you need?
Female Customer: (sighs wistfully) No, I didn’t.
Young Male Clerk: (sincerely) I’m sorry.
Female Customer: Well, that’s what happens when you wait until the last minutes. You wind up with a book on chickens.
Young Male Clerk: I’ll have to remember that.Burnsville, Barnes & Noble
Overheard by Merry Cluckin’ Christmas.
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