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It’s Not Like Anyone Keeps Their Resolutions Anyway
College girl, on her 5th or 6th gin and tonic: My New Year’s resolution is to not blackout anymore.
Friend: Oh, so, like, you’re going to drink less?
College girl: Oh my God, NO, I’m still going to drink the same. I’m just not going to blackout anymore! At least not in public.Minneapolis, Library Bar
Overheard by honey that’s not how it works.
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