Or A Really Solid Thought Process

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Woman: Do you believe in taking books apart?
Bookstore guy: Excuse me?
Woman: I was clear.  Will you deliver my purchase?
Bookstore guy: Well, if you pull your car up I can help you load them into your car, ma’am.
Woman: (hand on a stack of about 40 knitting books counting one dollar bills) How much are these?  (proceeds to pick out the only the pages she intends to pay for)
Bookstore guy: Um…
Woman:  How do I pull a car up?
Bookstore guy: Well…
Woman:  I don’t own a car.

Minneapolis, Uptown bookstore
Overheard by NOT a believer of book disection today…

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