Successful Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Means

Drunk Guy sitting at the bar: Dude, I am, like, the most successful out of anyone in my family. Hands down. The rest of them are just, like, white trash living out in trailers.
Friend: Yeah man, that’s awesome.
Drunk Guy: I have to go piss.
Friend: You going to the bathroom?
Drunk Guy: No, I am going out in the alley man. That’s how I do it. Do you want to come with? I mean I won’t look or anything.

Saint Paul, The Nook
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03/14/2009 | tags: dining, drunks, st paul

(+15 rating, 17 votes)

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