Guy: And then I read on Facebook that my aunt commented on the picture of my cousin’s new baby saying ‘She’s adorable! Can’t wait to meet her in person!’.
Girl: So?
Guy: So? What the hell? Why would you get excited to ‘meet a baby in person’? It’s a goddamn baby! What is it going to tell you, ‘Nice to meet you, my job is going well, I’ve been seeing this really great guy!’? It’s a BABY!
Girl: Maybe it could give you some good stock tips or something.

Chaska, Perkins
Overheard by D.R.B. aka baby hater.