And I Have A Warrant For Your Arrest

Guy #1: This stripper won’t stop texting me.
Guy #2, across the room: You better be texting her back.
Guy #1: Don’t worry, I’ve got a 17 year old for you, too.
Guy #2: Too old.
Guy #1: I got a 12 year old who still sleeps with the light on.
Guy #2: PERFECT.

Metrodome Men’s Bathroom
Overheard by Pissed that beer sales ended in the 7th inning and its the 11th.

05/04/2009 | tags: metrodome, restrooms

(-17 rating, 27 votes)

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