Family Day SUCKS
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Mid-30’s Guy: Hey Mom, you want to go to underwater world?
Mid-50’s Lady: I only want to see penguins.
Mid-30’s Guy: They don’t have penguins. They don’t like to be underwater all the time.
Mid-50’s Lady: I don’t know why the hell I’d want to go then.
Mall of America
Overheard by They have sharks there though. Isn’t that cool?








Why would you want to go to Underwater World? It’s so boring they had to steal their ad campaign from Cereal Adventure. And that went under in less than two years. Geez.