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Know Your Alcohol Limit
Girl #1 in bathroom stall to girl #2 in bathroom stall: Do you think Jane*’s pretty?
Girl #2: Yes, but she has that pig nose.
Girl #1: She totally does. Do you think she’ll get swine flu?
Girl #2: (totally silent)St. Louis Park, McCoy’s ladies room
Overheard by So happy I don’t have a pig nose!





