That’s Worse

College girl: John*, my bellybutton is oozing for you.
John, apparently: That’s sick. Could you have made it sound a bit more sensual at least?
College girl: It wasn’t mean to be sensual. (long pause) I mean, oh yeah, my bellybutton is wet and waiting for you!

New Brighton, Das Hus
Overheard by a.lil.

05/04/2009 | tags: higher education, new brighton

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