The World Would Be So Boring Without This Guy

Not the most sober old guy: (to passing lady)  Happy early Mother’s Day to you!  (to no one in particular) That’s what I tell these guys out here. You can’t disrespect a lady because it all goes back to your mama. A mothers love is… (Another lady passes by) Oh damn woman! I’m afraid of you!  Why you shaking and no fries?  That ain’t McDonalds!  I’m calling Oprah on you… No!  Tyra!  AND, a happy early Mother’s Day to you!

Minneapolis, 7th & Hennepin
Overheard by Iainchu Mama.

05/05/2009 | tags: drunks, minneapolis, on the street

(+7 rating, 11 votes)

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