College boy #1, playing football with College boy #2: I think I want to go into marine biology.
College boy #2: Oh?
College boy #1: Yeah, I want to work somewhere warm, like the ocean. But I can’t get that at UMD.
College boy #2: Why not?
College Boy #1: Because they don’t have marine biology classes.
College Boy #2: Do they have, like, regular biology classes?

Eagan, beach
Overheard by Oh the kids these days…