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What Went Wrong?
Hammered Bro, table hopping, interrupting: People don’t like me because I’m always interrupting and I haven’t had a girlfriend in 7 years; can I finish my drink with you guys?
Innocent bystander: Uhh, bottoms up?
Hammered Bro, pensive, leaving: God. I used to be somebody.Downtime, Minneapolis
Overheard by He coulda been a contendah.





