She Shouldn’t Be Left Alone With Any Chemicals

Brunette in line with friend: Oh hey! You should get this suede cleaner for your new shoes!
Blond buying shoes: Really? Uhhh, how’s it work?
Brunette: Well, you just spray it on the shoes, then when it dries, you just use the top to brush it off .
Blond: What? How?
Brunette: Well, it dries and you can brush it off suede, no water.
Blond: No, I mean how do you put it on? There’s no sprayer and you can’t squeeze the can!
Brunette: (long pause) There’s a cap. Take the cap off.
Blond: (takes cap off) Wow! There it is!

St. Louis Park, DSW
Overheard by The Paint King.

07/01/2009 | tags: shopping, st louis park | Comments: 0

(+29 rating, 31 votes)

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