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But That Was, Like, A Lot Of Months Ago
College-age girl with pink hair: Ugh. I haven’t sold a single knife, like, ALL MONTH. I suck at this. I should just give up on life now.
College-age guy: Whoa, now, don’t go all Williy Loman on me.
College-age girl: Who?
College-age guy: Willy Loman. Main character from Death of a Salesman? We read it in Lit last semester.
College-age girl: Oh. Right. He was all depressed, but didn’t everything work out okay for him?
(pause)
College-age guy: Jenny, the play is called “Death of…” Remind me again how you passed that class?Minnetonka, Ridgedale Mall, Food Court
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