COLUMBUS DAY ISN’T REAL?
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Angry young man: I don’t feel bad for people killin’ themselves on alcohol, cigarettes.
Angry young backup: That’s right! And heroin!
Angry young man: People sellin’ you cigarettes. If they can sell you death, they can sell you anything.
Angry young backup: That’s right!
Angry young man: If they can sell you death, they can sell you anything. People be stupid, believin’ all sorts of fairy tales: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Columbus Day.
Minneapolis, Back of the 4G, northbound on Lyndale
Overheard by sxoidmal.








There’s a table at the Uptown McDonalds that’s usually filled with older folks discussing any subject. One such is a guy who takes in neighborhood cats.
“I get a lot of pussy,” he quips.