• His Gun Shoots “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”

    Guy dressed like a soldier in Vietnam: I AM a soldier, and this is my fucking M-16! (He indicates a banjo he’s carrying.)
    College student: Can your gun fire off a few rounds of Ralph Stanley?
    Guy dressed like a soldier in Vietnam: No man… that’s not a bullet; that’s a fucking missile.
    College student: So, what’s a nuclear bomb?
    Guy dressed like a soldier in Vietnam: The Rainbow Connection!

    MSP Airport
    Overheard by Ironic, who wonders what kind of scorched Earth the Muppets leave.

    10/26/2009 | tags:

    Dumb!Rad! (+9 rating, 29 votes)
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