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His Gun Shoots “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”
Guy dressed like a soldier in Vietnam: I AM a soldier, and this is my fucking M-16! (He indicates a banjo he’s carrying.)
College student: Can your gun fire off a few rounds of Ralph Stanley?
Guy dressed like a soldier in Vietnam: No man… that’s not a bullet; that’s a fucking missile.
College student: So, what’s a nuclear bomb?
Guy dressed like a soldier in Vietnam: The Rainbow Connection!MSP Airport
Overheard by Ironic, who wonders what kind of scorched Earth the Muppets leave.





