Just Don’t Do It Here
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Bartender: Alright, just need you to sign the bill.
Drunk 25-year old guy: Okay, but you better hold on to this signature. I’m gonna be famous. I’m gonna kill a lot of people someday. I’m gonna be more famous than Charlie Manson and Ted Bundy!
Minneapolis, Green Mill
Overheard by Should I report him?








I never trust anyone that refers to Charles Manson as ‘Charlie’.