• Protect The Children

    Little boy: Ooh, Dairy Queen! I want to go to Dairy Queen!
    Mom: No, no, no. Big Ten subs, remember? Big Ten, they have the best subs.
    Guy: And they have beer.
    Mom: No, remember, they have really good subs.
    Guy: And beer.
    Mom: That’s not why I want to go there. They have the best subs.
    Guy: But they have beer, too.

    Minneapolis, Oak and Washington, after University of Minnesota homecoming
    Overheard by I like Big Ten for the subs and the beer.

    10/13/2009 | tags: ,

    Dumb!Rad! (+13 rating, 15 votes)
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