That’s Because Her Roommate Threw Up In It Last Week

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College girl: My baritone smells like an alcoholic.

Willey Hall, UofM west bank campus
Overheard by Probably Grandpa’s doing.

Comments (3)

Ha! I know a good number of baritones that could say this… Mostly male, though.

I think he’s talking about baritone the instrument.

I know. People in marching band and drum corps are typically called by their instrument. I am a mellophone, not in that I am a shiny piece of metal that people blow through to make music, but in that I play one.

Sorry. I was using the vernacular of us band geeks.

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