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I Don’t Kick For Anything Less Than $50
Highschool Dude #1: Did you hear Johnson found a 20-dollar bill this morning?
Highschool Dude #2: Dude. I totally saw that happen. I was, like, two feet behind him, I saw it laying on the floor right as he bent over to pick it up.
Highschool Dude #1: (in all seriousness) Why didn’t you kick him in the ribs and grab it?Eagan High School
Overheard by I would’ve.





