I’m Stealing This

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Old guy at the ATM, to no one in particular: I’m so horny the crack of dawn is nervous.

Shoreview, Meisters Bar & Grill
Overheard by Hoping to not be there at the crack of dawn.

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old Tom Waits line; well, the original is “I’m so horny the crack of dawn better look out around me”

It’s an old Tom Waits line, from ‘Nighthawks at the Diner’. “I’m so God damn horny that the crack of dawn better be careful around me.”

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