30 year old man #1: Why did you slap me?
30 year old man #2: I dunno. It seemed like the appropriate response at the time.
30 year old man #1: But why did it have to be on my ass, my bare bottomed ass?
30 year old man #2: Hey a cheek’s a cheek.

Minneapolis, outside of the Skyway Lounge
Overheard by Passerby on the street.