7 Responses to “Nobody Thinks It’s Cute When I Do That”

1. superblock 09/11/20 18:55

   

   the squirrels there run a couple feet, fall over, get back up, and run into a tree!

2. Mary 09/11/20 20:07

   

   Seriously, though, these squirrels do exist. I saw one running around with an entire slice of bread in its mouth, and the other day one had a crumpled up flier in its jaws. It’s really kind of frightening. I also saw one yesterday that was trying to hump another squirrel that kept trying to run away. Good times at the U.

3. Julie 09/11/21 20:04

   

   I think it was sometime last year that I was out back at Saint Sabrinas and watched a squirrel climb a telephone pole with a whole bagel in its mouth. It paused on one of the foothold brackets to chew and eye us suspiciously.

4. SpookyElectric 09/11/23 12:49

   

   whilst i was out smoking one morning a squirrel ran through my backyard with a whole cooked chicken breast in its mouth. still not certain how to feel about that.

5. Juidoll 09/11/24 10:21

   

   If you haven’t seen these squirrels, you haven’t been to the U! I remember seeing one with a nearly empty Caribou bag. The wind picked it up and it acted kind of like a sail. The squirrel struggled. Funny stuff.

6. Tim G 09/11/25 10:29

   

   “…chicken breast in its mouth. still not certain how to feel about that”

   Jealous?

7. SpookyElectric 09/11/27 10:15

   

   “Jealous?”

   yummmm. garbage chicken.