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The Next Family Dinner Might Be Awkward
High school girl on cell phone: Girl, I can’t be gettin’ on the Lake Street stop ’cause that punk ass bitch pressed charges! (pause) I know, all I did was stab her; what the hell she gettin’ the cops involved for? (pause) Yeah, and the train be real crowded. I’ma snap again.
Lightrail
Overheard by unfortante person standing next to you.





