• The Next Family Dinner Might Be Awkward

    High school girl on cell phone: Girl, I can’t be gettin’ on the Lake Street stop ’cause that punk ass bitch pressed charges! (pause) I know, all I did was stab her; what the hell she gettin’ the cops involved for? (pause) Yeah, and the train be real crowded. I’ma snap again.

    Lightrail
    Overheard by unfortante person standing next to you.

    12/09/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 1

    Dumb!Rad! (+37 rating, 47 votes)
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