Preteen dude #1: Dude, I totally banged her!
Preteen dude #2: Seriously?
Preteen dude #1: Yeah, she came to my house and we did.
Preteen dude #2: No way dude, when?
Preteen dude #1: Like, two nights ago.
Preteen dude #2: You stayed at my house.

South Minneapolis, bus stop
Overheard by Taking the bus.