12 Responses to “It’ll Be Her First Car Someday”

1. Sunidae 10/01/04 12:22

   

   So does that threat work? Wish I knew mom’s reaction … But very funny negotiation tactic.

2. Susie 10/01/05 16:15

   

   You think it’s funny that a child says that to their mother? I hope her mother’s reaction was to march her straight out of the store.

3. oim 10/01/05 18:13

   

   Super funny, actually.

4. Susie 10/01/05 18:55

   

   Glad you think bratty kids are funny.

5. Ade A. 10/01/05 19:22

   

   Something tells me Susie has bratty kids she can’t get under control so this hits a little close to home. Or she just needs to get the stick out and read a website whose comedic concept doesn’t soar quite so far over her head.

6. Susie 10/01/06 00:35

   

   lIf I had kids they wouldn’t say anything that disrespectful.

7. Ade A. 10/01/07 10:07

   

   So in other words, it’s the stick.

8. Susie 10/01/07 11:26

   

   lol

9. Maggie 10/01/07 18:50

   

   Ha! I personally think this is hilarious. Yeah, it’s definitely the stick.

10. Rose Selavy 10/01/16 01:05

    

    People who laugh at brattiness essentially encourage that brattiness. It may seem hilarious to roar at the “hilarity” of a 5-year-old cursing inappropriately and acting up, but the lesson that kid gets is that this is entertaining to the grownups, and hey, why not keep it up and escalate it to the point where that 5-year-old turns into an uncontrollable 10-year-old who doesn’t listen to you because they don’t respect you, and a wild 15-year-old who is constantly getting in trouble.

    tl;dr: Anyone who finds this shit funny is either a bratty fucktard or encourages bratty fucktardiness and should sterilize themselves for the good of the future of humankind.

11. oim 10/01/16 11:15

    

    1. Yeah, I feel guilty every time that 5 year old comes to this website and reads our comments and feels encouraged to keep shitting in her mom’s car.

    2. You’ve officially put way too much time and thought into something you don’t think is funny.

    3. Thanks for stopping by.

12. Ade A. 10/01/19 16:04

    

    In other news, laughing at self-important, humorless “advocates” for children encourages them to jab the stick in even farther, hopefully perforating their bowels and removing them from the gene pool, as well.