Comments on: It’ll Be Her First Car Someday

By: Ade A.

Ade A. — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:04:14 +0000

In other news, laughing at self-important, humorless “advocates” for children encourages them to jab the stick in even farther, hopefully perforating their bowels and removing them from the gene pool, as well.

By: oim

oim — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 16:15:21 +0000

1. Yeah, I feel guilty every time that 5 year old comes to this website and reads our comments and feels encouraged to keep shitting in her mom’s car.

2. You’ve officially put way too much time and thought into something you don’t think is funny.

3. Thanks for stopping by.

By: Rose Selavy

Rose Selavy — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 06:05:14 +0000

People who laugh at brattiness essentially encourage that brattiness. It may seem hilarious to roar at the “hilarity” of a 5-year-old cursing inappropriately and acting up, but the lesson that kid gets is that this is entertaining to the grownups, and hey, why not keep it up and escalate it to the point where that 5-year-old turns into an uncontrollable 10-year-old who doesn’t listen to you because they don’t respect you, and a wild 15-year-old who is constantly getting in trouble.

tl;dr: Anyone who finds this shit funny is either a bratty fucktard or encourages bratty fucktardiness and should sterilize themselves for the good of the future of humankind.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:50:40 +0000

Ha! I personally think this is hilarious. Yeah, it’s definitely the stick.

By: Susie

Susie — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:26:05 +0000

lol

By: Ade A.

Ade A. — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:07:40 +0000

So in other words, it’s the stick.

By: Susie

Susie — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 05:35:01 +0000

lIf I had kids they wouldn’t say anything that disrespectful.

By: Ade A.

Ade A. — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:22:53 +0000

Something tells me Susie has bratty kids she can’t get under control so this hits a little close to home. Or she just needs to get the stick out and read a website whose comedic concept doesn’t soar quite so far over her head.

By: Susie

Susie — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:55:21 +0000

Glad you think bratty kids are funny.

By: oim

oim — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:13:31 +0000

Super funny, actually.

By: Susie

Susie — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:15:37 +0000

You think it’s funny that a child says that to their mother? I hope her mother’s reaction was to march her straight out of the store.

By: Sunidae

Sunidae — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:22:53 +0000

So does that threat work? Wish I knew mom’s reaction … But very funny negotiation tactic.