Archive for March, 2009
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Up It To $15 And We’ll Talk
Drunk girl: Oh my gawd, Angelina. Will you please just get on the big dick so I can take a picture? I’ll give you five dollars.
Minneapolis, Sex World
Overheard by Kay Jay. -
Here’s A Guy Who Likes A Challenge
Man standing on street to woman walking by holding a child: Damn yous so fucking sexy, I want to get on that.
Minneapolis, Nicollet Mall
Overheard by Not the way to win a woman. -
How About We Let The Cat Decide
40 something business man on cell phone in slice line: You just let ME fuck that cat.
Minneapolis, Pizza Luce Downtown
Overheard by Slicetro. -
Put Them Away And I Won’t Be Tempted To Stare
Coworker #1 to coworker #2: BALLGAZER!
Mendota Heights, Cube farm
Overheard by Innocent coworker. -
I Thought It Was Mine!
Man yelling outside my apartment #1: No, I didn’t!
Man yelling outside my apartment #2: Yes, you did! You turned around and grabbed my dick!!Minneapolis, Lasalle Ave.
Overheard by you liked it. -
Give Me Just One Night Off
Early 20-something girl to mid-20′s guy: Whatever! Go suck a dick! I’m tired…
Minneapolis, Barfly
Overheard by jenc17. -
Give Him A Raise
Subway employee to manager: That inspector yesterday was a total munt.
Manager: What’s a munt?
Subway employee: A man-cunt. I just made that up.
Manager: Not bad.Eden Prairie, Subway, Anderson Lakes Pkwy
Overheard by D.R.B. thinks this should become a part of out lexicon… -
Close Friends
Drunk buddy to another: I totally fucked you in ass on that one.
Minneapolis, Dinkytown
Overheard by SiNDerella. -
That’s Not Quite Right
Drunk bro to another bro: Dude, I hope there’s some hot chicks here tonight, I want to put my wiener on one.
St. Paul, Wild Onion men’s bathroom
Overheard by Keep it in your pants.
