Archive for April, 2009
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Your Sacrifice Is Noble
Dude#1: I would never bang her.
Dude#2: What if you had to repopulate the earth and she was way hotter?
Dude#1: Considering the upgraded hotness and the doom of humanity I would have to think about it, at least.Minneapolis, Uptown bar
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Not For Very Long
Freshman male: Just put it in your mouth and chew!
Sophomore female: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
Bystander male: God, I hope not.St Paul, Concordia University
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Flip A Coin
Guy #1: If a guy gets infected during a zombie attack, but hasn’t turned into a zombie yet, what happens if he gets a blow job from someone? Do they become a zombie too?
Guy #2: Does she swallow?
Guy #1: Sure, why not?
Guy #2: I don’t know, but I think we should explore that!Saint Paul, Elevator in the Radisson
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My Bro-ness Was Totally Threatened!
Bro #1: Dude, do you have any idea what it’s like for another man to ask if he can fuck you?!
Bro #2: No, dude.
Bro #1: It fucking sucks dude!Minneapolis, Frat Row in Dinkytown
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Happy Anniversary, Baby!
Mid-20s guy: I’d give it to her from behind, that’s how I’d give it to her. Yeah. (long pause) While homeless people watch.
St. Paul, State Capitol
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Not Falling For That Twice
Trainer: I’m coming in your back door, are you ready?
Trainee: What?
Trainer: Just go with it.Woodbury, Loan Servicing Company
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He’s Saving The Best Romance For Later
Drunk guy: You know, you’re cute for a blonde. And I don’t like blondes.
Blonde girl: Hm, thanks.
Drunk guy: (stares at blonde girl for a second with grin on face) Soooo, do you want to fuck? After I go to the bathroom?Minneapolis, First Ave, Lily Allen concert
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Don’t Let This One Go
Middle-aged black man on his cell phone: You mean to tell me, that you fuckin’ my ho? (pause) She comin’ well? (pause) In yo’ room?! (pause) Payin’ yo’ RENT?! WOOOOooooo.
6U Northbound
Overheard by ak.
