Archive for June, 2009
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Does Fun Dip Even Come In Six Flavors?
Punk #1: He likes his girls how he likes Fun Dip.
Punk #2: Huh?
Punk #1: Six flavors all at once on his stick!St. Paul, Fairgrounds
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Those Must Be Some Huge… Rafters
Patron: All I can imagine is him hanging from the rafters like King Kong while getting a blow job.
Edina, Big Bowl
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It’s Nice To Witness A Healthy Relationship
Drunk Girlfriend: Would you rather rape me or shoot me?
Drunk Boyfriend: Right now I’d like to shoot you.
Drunk Girlfriend: But if you raped me, then you could at least get off.Minneapolis, on the lightrail between the dome and Ft. Snelling
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But She’ll Never Go Back
White tween girl to other white tween girl: I mean, just because she had some black in her for, like, 5 minutes doesn’t make her black.
Minneapolis, on 50th street between Bryant and Aldrich
