Archive for July, 2009

  • Yeah, What’s Her Problem?

    Date: 2009.07.26 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Artsy guy on bike to artsy girl on bike: I wish you wanted my nuts right now.

    Northeast Minneapolis, right lane of Broadway Avenue
    Overheard by driver passing by w/the windows down.

  • Express Lane Only

    Date: 2009.07.16 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Voice on walkie talkie: Additional cashiers to the front lanes.
    Guy shopping for video games: Additional cashiers to suck my dick.

    Chanhassen, Target
    Overheard by I’m sure one would be more than sufficient.

  • I’ll Take Tums Over The Alternative

    Date: 2009.07.12 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Woman in bathroom stall: This bathroom smells like pussy! (sniffs) And TUMS!

    Minneapolis, Macy’s
    Overheard by okay?

  • No, It’s Much Worse Than That

    Date: 2009.07.12 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Guy: I bet having your toes sucked feels good, but I would feel bad if a girl were sucking my toes, because that would be gross.
    Girl: But you wouldn’t feel bad about her putting your dick in her mouth?
    Guy: Well no, I don’t walk around on my dick all day.

    Uptown, Hidden Beach

  • Porn Doesn’t Make Itself, People!

    Date: 2009.07.05 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Aspiring camerawoman: I’mma take the camera out, and y’all better start fucking!

    St. Paul, Hillcrest Hill
    Overheard by Uhmmm… Okay!

  • Not Something You Should Admit

    Date: 2009.07.03 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Girl, roughly 15, with a drunken group of friends: I think someone fingered me when I wasn’t looking!

    Plymouth, Music in Plymouth
    Overheard by An innocent bystander.