Archive for August, 2009
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One Step Closer
Buff Frat Boy #1: Look, dude, I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but you need to stop telling me about you and Tina’s sex life, cause it’s all I can think about now when I jack off.
Buff Frat Boy #2: No shame in that, dude. It’s kind of flattering.
Buff Frat Boy #1: Ok, cool. Well, carry on then.Minneapolis, in line at Starbucks
Overheard by Bromance At It’s Finest. -
Trade One Game Of Poker For Another
Girl on cell phone: They were playing poker for, like, FOUR HOURS last night. I know, seriously! Like, helllooooo, come fuck me!
Minneapolis, Uptown McDonalds
Overheard by Where are my pocket rockets? -
Then You Already Know
Guy (loudly, on cell phone): So, how was your night? Lots of penis, I heard??
Minneapolis, Leaving Loring Park, after Music and Movies
Overheard by Stephan?
