Archive for September, 2009
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Get Her An Instructional Video For Her Birthday
Bartender: You’re 21 now; you will suck dick and you will like it. It’s time to be an adult.
Minneapolis, Drink in Uptown
Overheard by i dont remember that initiation into adulthood. -
That Was OUR Special Place
Girl to guy: You made her go to church? You fucking asshole!
Minneapolis, Cedar Lake East Beach
Overheard by Oh, the horror. -
He Doesn’t Go Eye All The Way On The First Date
Woman, to distracted man across the table: Are you eye fucking somebody?
Proud man: Well, no, I was eye finger banging her.Minneapolis, Uptown Bar
Overheard by Well in that, case carry on. -
Discovering More Reasons To Be Regular
Girl in stall: Why am I such a fucking slut??
Girl at sink: Because you ate that Fiber One bar, you cunt!!Dinkytown, Blarney ladies room
Overheard by interesting logic.
