Archive for November, 2009

  • She Doesn’t Know What She’s Missing

    Date: 2009.11.24 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Bearded Guy: Tina Fey has a scar on her face?
    Quite possibly stoned dude: Yeah man, she got all fucked up as a kid somehow.
    Bearded Guy: I’d fuck the shit out of that scar!

    Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors

  • I Need To Find A New Study Group

    Date: 2009.11.10 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Young Freshmen girl: And then he JIZZED in my eye!

    Minneapolis, Southwest High School
    Overheard by Riveria Sanchez.